#did he just craft a fake identity when he needed it and go 'yeah ok 2019 or earlier as a birth date sounds about right'
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So I know that 2022 isn't actually canonically when classic Doom takes place, it was printed in one of the port manuals without ever being confirmed by any of the original team, but I think it is infinitely funnier if that is when it takes place, because that would mean Hayden was alive through the events of classic Doom, and he still decided to everything he did. My man you saw the consequences and you still made the decisions you did. This is very much your own fault.
#doom#pikspeak#bc 2016 takes place in 2149 iirc and one of the codexes says sam is 'over 130 years old'#so at the very youngest he couldve been 3 in 2022#but the codex says *over* 130 so he couldve been even older#of course i suppose it depends on your headcanon of when/how samur became samuel#was hayden a person before samur came along? did samur become an infant human child and grow up?#did he just craft a fake identity when he needed it and go 'yeah ok 2019 or earlier as a birth date sounds about right'#one of the codexes in 2016 establishes that he definitely has a history#born to a rich family; graduated from oxford; started a 'philanthropic orginization'....#all things that can be verified.#so fully adult human samuel hayden didnt just pop into existence one day#there definitely *was* a hayden but where samur's influence comes in is up for debate#regardless i think its hilarious that hayden couldve been alive for classic doom#and he still went 'hmm yes i will open more portals to hell. this is a fantastic idea. nothing will go wrong. i am very smart. :)'#sam u idiot i want to punt you into the sun#unrelated sidenote anyone know why you cant italicise single words in textposts on moble#if u try it just italicises the entire post. dangit tumblr let me put emphasis on words.
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#213 Being Feared
When ask whether it was better to be loved or to be feared, Ultiman answered “loved of course.” And Hatman put on a really gruff voice and said “the fear of others fuels me.” And then everybody else in the room just kind sat in an awkward silence and shot each other furtive glances because, like, that guy’s gimmicks is hats and that is not scary. So is he just not being fueled? Did he misunderstand the question? Does he think hats are scary? Yikes. But Hatman, however misguided and confused the capped-crusader may be, his fantasy is other hero’s reality.
One of humankind’s staples is their capacity to fear, and to turn that fear into hate. Humans fear what they don’t understand, they fear those who are different, and they fear those who have the capacity to rain fire down from the skies. Unfortunately for you, as a superhero, you probably fall into one or more of those categories.
If you find yourself being feared by the community you’ve sworn to protect. If the pundits and the internet bloggers and seven time World’s Worst Talkshow Nominee and three time winner, Greg Greginski have made you out to be a bona fide threat or menace, don’t fret. This might not be a bad thing. When people fear things they often allow their fear to run wild and allow their perceptions of things to blown way out of proportion. All of which means that you’re going to my mythologized as a sort of criminal hunting boogey man, which can serve as a major deterrent against crime in your community. It also means that your enemies, be they in the city government, police department, or supervillains, (or your neighbor’s grandmother, who recently moved in with him, which is very sweet, but she does not like you at all one bit because once you ate a cookie that she made and you choked but like you didn’t mean to insult her. The cookie was fine. You’re just bad at swallowing properly.) will have a difficult time planning how to attack you. They’ll have to factor in every single rumor (several of which you should feel free to start on your own), every whisper about your fire breath, every piece of speculation about your hidden ability to grow a second head whose sole purpose is to smack talk people while the other head is breathing fire, every chatroom post about your super secret third head that shoots lasers. They can’t run the risk of disregarding anything because that thing might just be true! Which means that your villains will be forced to either waste a ton of time working how to beat you with all of your myriad of possible powers and skills, which will give you plenty of time to track them down and put a stop to their scheme to steal the world’s hair and use it to power a *checks notes* self-propelling hamster wheel, huh ok, which then powers an *flips page* entire windmill field what in the world?? Ok which then powers a *turns page again with much trepidation* device which steals hair oh come on! (That’s what happened!)
Being feared allows you to keep a professional distance from the people of your city. Nobody is going to ask you to movie premiers or to speak at conferences. They won’t ever rush up to you and ask for a photograph or autograph (or phonograph) after you’ve defeated a villain, thereby taking up valuable time and preventing you from going after and stopping more villains with actually evil non-hair related schemes. (Look there are plenty of legitimate evil hair related schemes. Remember that evil sentient mustache? Megealehxar Fizzleton XVII, he was pretty evil. He killed some folks.) Being feared means most of the law enforcement officers in your city will be hesitant to actually investigate you. (Leaving only the hardest boilest no-nonsense cop on your case but you’re pretty confident that you can win him over and go on an inane buddy-adventure with him where you both develop a mutual respect for each other and maybe, just maybe you’ll help him get over the tragic death of his wife and maybe, just maybe he’ll help you come to terms with the death of your parental figures, especially when it turns out the same man was responsible for all of those murders and the two of you finally bring him to justice.)
So since being feared seems to be a pretty neat gig, how can we go about making sure that happens to you? Of course, there’s the aforementioned rumor mill that you should wholeheartedly contribute to, but rumors alone aren’t enough to strike fear into the hearts and minds of the cowardly and suspicious lot of criminals in your neighborhood. Many of them are liable to be plenty scary on their own, so if you want to scare them, you need to add some substance to those rumors. First off, you need to revamp your image. Until we shattered your tiny mind with the revelation that being feared might not be all that bad, you probably dressed like a regular, approachable, non-scary superhero. Well no longer. Change your entire costume to black, but not just regular black, you need to get deeper, darker, blacker, than any superhero costume has ever gone before. Have your science buds and your designers team up to invent an entirely new shade of black. One that traps all light and causes feelings of existential dread. If your mask doesn’t already cover your entire face (then your identity is as good as blown anyway so nice going) you need to change that. If your entire body is sheathed in a pitch black (or darker) body suit then you’ll be practically invisible at night. Which means you’ve got the opportunity to really freak people out with your mask. Paint something onto it that will look really scary to criminals as it floats towards them in a dark alley. A flaming skull, the devil’s face, misfiled tax forms. Studies (yeah) show that most criminals will just turn over completely new leafs if they are under the impression that there are floating tax forms haunting the streets where they do crimes.
After working on your image you need to do things that will actually give villains a reason to fear you. Just making a career out of throwing villains into prison just doesn’t cut it in a world where villains break out of prisons in massive scale jail breaks. You know what scares bad guys? Dangling them off of rooftops, shooting supervillains right in the face, floating tax forms. If you’re squeamish about shooting criminals right in the face, (weak) [it is legally and morally abhorrent!] fear not, that’s what holograms are for! All you need to do is project a hologram of yourself doing something scary or menacing and bam! Instant fearsome reputation.
If all of this sounds good to you, but you’re not sure if you want to sacrifice all of the goodwill and positive connections you’ve acquired as a loved superhero. Fear not! This is why we wear masks. You can easily just start operating under a new superhero identity and craft a terrifying persona for your second self. How hard could it be? You’ve already got a dual-identity, a triple shouldn’t be that much more difficult. You can always fake one your identity’s deaths once you decide for yourself whether it’s better to be feared or to be loved.
#superhero#superheroes#comics#comedy#humor#funny#hilarious#advice#feared or loved#being feared#being loved#Ultiman#Hatman#Greg Greginski#holograms#shooting people in the face#Megealehxar Fizzleton XVII#triple identity
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Fresh Artist Fridays: Brave Williams
Don't Tell Me No, is an unapologetic assertion of vulnerability. It gives you permission to not let your ego make decisions for your heart and a reason to say yes to love. "To me, my song Don't Tell Me No, has a timeless sound. It's Classic. I really wanted to channel that feeling in the video; so I decided to pay homage to an era that represents that to me, the jazz era," mentions Brave. "I wanted something simple, elegant, clean and classic. A beautiful black piano, a talented pianist (Johnnie "Smurf" Smith), and an old school mic," she adds.
The song was written by Brave Williams, Brittany Barber (John Legend, Ty Dolla), and Kristal Tytewriter Oliver (Diddy, Chrisette Michele) and produced by Ivan “Orthodox” Barias (Mary J Blige, Phony PPL, Chris Brown) and the classic visuals were directed by Zack David. "Don't Tell Me No" music video was globally premiered on Bossip.com and is available on all streaming and download platforms now.
Brave Williams Bio:
Call it her parents’ prophetically-ordained choice of first names for a baby girl or divinely inspired coincidence - as per textbook definitions which encompass everything from “a bit daring” and “ready to face and endure” to “without showing fear” – singer/songwriter/SAG-AFTRA actress BRAVE WILLIAMS has been nothing less than courageous, spirited, determined and dauntless in her whirlwind rise to notability within the worlds of music and entertainment over the course of the past few years. Having quickly and effectively established herself as that simultaneously “sultry and edgy while everyday relatable” songstress whose “Oooh Luv Ya” and “Road Trippin’” 2015 singles set off buzzworthy online presence and fast-growing download support, in definitively brave fashion, BRAVE WILLIAMS more than lives up to the meaning of her name as she precedes her audacious, anticipated self-titled full-length debut set (a Brave New World/SRG ILS/Universal Group release) with the recent release of her oh-so-sultry R&B beat-ballad latest single, “Don’t Tell Me No.”
With her now signature self-assurance paired with a heavy dose of vocal temptress; the lovelorn, “old-school-slow-grind-meets-slinky-paced-modern-R&B” flow of “Don’t Tell Me No” finds the vocalist noted for championing her girls actually addressing the fellas this go ‘round, all while examining relationship “goings-on” and vulnerabilities both genders can easily relate to. “It’s completely relationship-driven,” Brave explains, upon sharing the inspiration for the song, “based on conversations I’ve had with my sisters and best friends. Men always have this idea that they have to be strong and powerful with whatever it is that’s going on. And men are just as scared as women to fall in love. So to me, it was like a declaration to men like ‘I know you’ve been through some things that have your protective wall up, but don’t let that heartache or disappointment become your permanent identity. You can still be open to fall in love, but fear will keep that blessing from happening.’ Because there’s so much noise happening – like politics, the social climate and things on the news – I want people to be reminded that love can slice through all of that…and kill all the noise. I want that to be welcomed, and I want people to be invited to always go back to love despite everything’s that’ going on.” Though attitude-laced, ladies’ anthem-styled singles like 2017’s bouncy, head-boppin’ “U Tried it” and early 2020’s deep-bouncin’ “Options” may have empowered the ladies, she’s ultimately a fair and equal opportunity (musical) communicator. “I am so pro-women, like I am always here for my girls,” she ponders upon the mention of feminism, “but I never want anyone to think or take my interpretation that I’m anti-man, because I’m not anti-man. I love my men, which is why I wrote ‘Don’t Tell Me No,’ because I wanted to speak to my men like ‘I know you’re scared. I know that you can be feeling some type of way about love and relationships. But let’s do this together; don’t tell me no.’”
Largely produced by Ivan Barias (Musiq Soulchild/Mary J. Blige/Chris Brown) while Brave handled songwriting alongside co-writers Brittany Barber (John Legend/Ty Dolla/Love & Hip Hop Hollywood) and Kristal Tytewriter (Diddy/Chrisette Michele), multifaceted Brave’s anxiously-awaited Brave Williams full-length LP aims to make good on the promise and hoopla generated by the release of her Fearless EP (2015) and its breakthrough singles. “Ivan is part of my Philly team whom I’ve known for several years now,” she shares. “He actually produced a lot of my records on Fearless. Once we met through [our mutual manager] Michael we just clicked. So it’s actually Ivan and Tytewriter [I worked with]; she’s a Philly-based songwriter who’s worked with Diddy, Ledisi and Estelle…and she’s also an engineer. So she engineers all my sessions.”
Hence, beyond the independent woman-themed “Options” and the love introspection of “Don’t Tell Me No,” the BRAVE WILLIAMS contemporary hip-hop/R&B music listeners have come to know musically and melodically elaborates and narrates an everyday love journey with a debut set that manages to tell a full-fledged story. “This new album is me being totally transparent about relationships; so I’m taking you through the beginning, the middle and the end of relationships,” says the sassy siren of her Brave Williams debut. “Whatever those emotions are, it’s telling a complete story. So in the beginning, when you’re extremely happy and have that full love feeling, is something I wanted to capture with the uptempo songs. Or going in the middle when you realize ‘Ok wait a second; the person I met six months ago has left the building’ and it’s like “Who is this guy? Let’s not forget that I still need you to treat me like you treated me in the beginning.’ And it takes you all the way to the end, whatever the end might be; if you’re happy, there are happy songs on there. And if it’s a breakup or even some of my own trials and tribulations that’s I’ve experienced in relationships, I’ve definitely penned those songs. It’s kinda like a diary…..a relationship diary [which is a bit scary].”
As it turns out, the seeds for her talent and penchant for storytelling can be traced to her early Baltimore, Maryland-based childhood…more specifically in the back-seat of her Mom and Dad’s red Chevy, on a day she vividly recalls hearing legendary rapper Tupac’s “Keep Ya Head Up.” “I remember it like it was yesterday; I was mesmerized,” Brave recounts. “I know that I had heard hip-hop before that moment, but that was the first time that it really resonated with me and I started writing. I really just started writing poems. I had no idea I could sing because I started out rapping.” Always quick to showcase her rapping and spoken word skills at open mics, she confesses that she stumbled onto the notion that she could sing upon trying to turn one of the raps she’d written into a song. That epiphany spurred a newfound exploration and appreciation of the R&B of her generation (“I love Faith Evans, Jill Scott since her first album and ‘What’s the 411?’ by Mary J, because she was like the perfect marriage of hip-hop and R&B”), as well as more classic R&B from the likes of Stevie Wonder, Bobby Caldwell and one of her idols, 80s singer/songwriter/musician Patrice Rushen.
Armed with her newfound appreciation of soul/R&B and burgeoning songwriting talent while honing her singing chops, characteristically ballsy go-getter Brave ventured and dared to develop her craft partaking in countless local open mics, one of which permanently changed the direction of her life and fast-forming music career. “Someone in the crowd pulled me aside after I got off stage [one night] and said ‘I wanna introduce you to a producer in D.C. who’s looking for an artist,’” she recounts. “From that, I was introduced to [producer] Rich Harrison (Beyonce'/Amerie), I signed a solo deal with Columbia Records and I never let them know that I had just learned how to sing two weeks before.” Thus the spirited determination which defines her very name arose, in which case she admittedly “faked it. I was like ‘Yeah, I could sing’ and once I got in the studio they could tell I was undeveloped. So once ‘the cat was out the bag’ I knew I didn’t want to lose my deal, but I needed to put myself around singers so I could grow. So that’s how I came up with Richgirl.” Signed to Jive Records, though the female quartet (which also included fellow siren Sevyn Streeter) captured the attention of an immediately awestruck urban audience with their mad-tight Harrison-produced “He Ain’t Wit Me Now,” which fans concluded should have been huge and remains a multi-million-viewed VEVO music clip, the group never quite got off the ground.
However, when you’re the living and breathing synonym for the word “brave” – in fact, indomitable – you move one, following your creativity and passion where fate takes you. In the case of BRAVE WILLIAMS, that meant persistently pursuing her dreams, adeptly learning from her experiences and exposure and seizing opportunities presented until that eventual “right place, right time” scenario. “It was because of that experience [with the group] that I got the knowledge to start my own label,” admits Brave, “just to learn the administrative work a major label actually does. To learn the type of work that’s required of an artist…like the long hours and tour life. It gave me tools to really navigate and properly start my own label (Brave New World). That’s what I did after the group disbanded and then that’s when I put out my first song, ‘Ooh Luv Ya.’ Then I hired everyone I needed [like a street team], the PR and ‘this and that’ to get that song on radio. And so when that started playing on radio, that’s what got the attention of R&B Divas (TV-One reality show).” Like a fast-rolling, momentum-building snowball, Brave commenced to not only recording her Fearless EP with subsequent singles and landed noted acting roles in VH-1’s CrazySexyCool: The TLC Story biopic, BET’s Angrily Ever After, her first leading role in Netflix’s Love Dot Com and BET’s The Christmas Lottery (alongside Greenleaf’s Asia Epperson and Family Matters’ Reginald Vel Johnson), but embarked on her passion for philanthropy though hands-on work and involvement with Associated Black Charities, the Baltimore area’s St. Francis Mentorship Program and City Women’s Shelter, acting as Ambassador/lead lrainer for the Steve & Marjorie Harvey Girls Who Rule The World girls�� mentorship program (for 200 young girls from around the world); and advocating health, fitness training and wellness through her very own Brave Williams Fitness Club. The club’s specialization in weight loss, diet nutrition, personal training, tailored fitness plans and increasing muscle mass is a personal passion she takes quite seriously and a source of great pride given its results in her local community. “In the last two years I’ve transformed 3,200 bodies,” proudly shares ISSA-licensed (International Sports and Science) certified trainer, Brave, “from women who were morbidly obese and those who’ve suffered from diabetes, to heart palpitations and other illnesses. It’s always my goal to get them off the various medications and another thing that I’m really passionate about.”
In the meantime, music listeners can also rest assured that same exact level of creative passion was invested into every song that comprises her curiously-awaited Brave Williams debut collection. “I wanted to be transparent in my moment and that was the moment of writing this album and reflecting on everything. I want people to relate to it. I want to be able to inspire the people who hear the songs. And if they’re in that type of relationship at that time, they can use some of my records as navigation on how to handle what they’re feeling. My whole purpose is to inspire.” Sounds to me like the musical mission taken on by beautiful and multi-talented BRAVE WILLIAMS was much more than accomplished.
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